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|Name:||Time And Relative Dimension In Space ("Sexy")|
Once upon a time, or often upon the times, there was a woman, who wasn't a woman, who fell through the universe's plughole and into a tiny bubble universe outside the proper universe, though of course it wasn't really anything like that at all. But if it helps, it was kind of like that.
Is kind of like that.
Will be kind of like that.
(Tenses are difficult, aren't they?)
She wanted to see the universe, so she stole a Time Lord and ran away.
Only now, for the first time, she's actually running on two legs, and talking with a mouth, and . . . and . . . something else, too. Something that's a big word, a sad word, a complicated word . . .
The TARDIS is usually up-and-downy stuff in a big blue box, but she is at present residing in the body of a woman named Idris. She has messy brown hair that is both very high and very long, and is dressed in a blue Victorian party dress. She doesn't necessarily do things in linear time. For more handy information and a dizzying array of contact options, please see this post.
The TARDIS/Idris is from Doctor Who (and specifically the episode "The Doctor's Wife"), and is the property of name of the BBC. She appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made.
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